the other nite i dreamt i grew chest hair. it was a rite of passage, and being the first one among my peers to grow this awe-inspiring hair, i was immensely proud. so proud, that i flashed my chest to everybody from my coworkers to my neighbors. everyone who saw the chest hair oohed and aahed. i know what you're thinking. but apparently either my boobs were completely covered in chest hair or they shrunk and disappeared altogether, because they didn't impress anybody. it was all about the chest hair.
5 comments:
LOL! Oh you are too funny!
man, i'm so disturbed by that dream. i wonder what it means??
that's just disturbing...almost as much as when you try to get me to pet lucy...*shiver*
be proud to be a woman! flash your real boobs and get the same reaction! hahahaha. =P
maybe after lucy flattens out... =)
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