dream

last nite i dreamt that i was angelina jolie. [stop rolling your eyes please.] brad and i decided to just bite the bullet and get hitched, so we had a spontaneous wedding with just a few ppl we picked up off the street as our witnesses. none of our family members and friends were there. why? coz we were in some obscure jungle out in the middle of nowhere and it would have taken days if not weeks to have everyone fly in and come to our remote location. so we got hitched in quiksand [coz we thought it'd be fun and original] and luckily our witnesses were all able to pull us out after we said our vows. our 3 kids were there [shiloh was amazingly walking and talking, even tho' big siblings mad and zahara were the same age/size as they are in real life right now] and we had a ball dancing in the quiksand jungle.

then, some masked gunmen appeared out of nowhere and starting shouting and shooting. our kids miraculously disappeared to safely and i tied up my white gauze skirt around my waist [good thing i was wearing boy shorts underneath] and began to kick some a**. brad helped, and we made a good team, but it was clear who was the better fighter: ME! afterward, we both sank down in the now normal sand on the now luxurious hawaiian tropical beach out of breath, bruised, scarred, and relieved that we beat the bad guys and re-established peace.

i woke up completely exhausted.