balky

last nite i dreamt i tried to seduce balky. remember him from "perfect strangers?" i had the biggest crush on him when i was younger. he was like a little puppy...so cute and sincere. and his naivete and overall goodwill-towards-men attitude made him all the more endearing. so he took things a little too literally? so he was guilible? so he was always getting his serious yet awkward american cousin larry into trouble? he meant well. and no one was cuter than balky when he was happy, grinning from ear to ear as he performed the "dance of joy." how could i NOT love him? anyway, i dunno why he was in my dream. i dunno why i tried to seduce him and i dunno if i succeeded either, coz my alarm went off before i could get a reaction out of him. but as i was brushing my teeth, it hit me:

emmanuel is balky.

shit.

i'm larry.